seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
— Franz Kafka, from a diary entry dated 23 March 1914 (via odaro)
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
Sometimes a sexy girl from high school adds you on Facebook and you don’t know why. But you don’t complain, and wait to see what happens next
I got a $50 calligraphy pen at Staples today for $20. Its fancy as fuck and I love sales
Former limestone quarry turned swimming pool, Berkshire Mountains, MA. HGTV.
— Justina Chen, Return to Me (via aestheticintrovert)
fun prank; tell women they’re only good for romance, sex, and having children. and then laugh at them for wanting...
when you accidentally squeeze your toothpaste too hard and too much comes out so you loosen your grip and it sucks back in
At least these cramps aren’t contractions.
yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
This whirlwind romance ended just as quickly as it started.
And I’m just sitting here feeling more empty than before.